Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Sex Change

This is probably going to be the most personal thing that I've ever posted on my blog, but I'm hoping by posting it I will exorcise the issue and be able to move on with my day.

Today I feel like a man.

More specifically, today I am a horny bastard.

I have this absolutely insaitiable urge to look at porn and fuck a lot.

I don't know why. Did my body dump a completely unnecessary amount of testosterone into my blood overnight by accident?

Maybe this will carry on to other areas of my life. Maybe I will begin to scratch private parts in public places and think only of myself. Maybe I'll forget to care and stop all introspection.

Or more likely, I'll still go on being me.

So maybe today I'm just a really horny woman who likes porn.

You be the judge.



At 2:38 PM, Blogger The Merry Widow said...

I have now officially read your entire blog from beginning to end!

On the topic of this entry: Sex is in the air! I think it gets carried around on all of the tree pollen that's all over all of my shit.


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